So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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