So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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