yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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