she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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