the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize
