He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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