I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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