his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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