So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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