Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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