So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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