Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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