i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
we're so committed to being not committed
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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