i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
my liver is dry heaving
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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