This girl is more easily done than said...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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