He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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