i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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