haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Of course I have a pirate flag
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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