Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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