I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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