I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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