Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
sex on a bike is impossible
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