can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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