Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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