Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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