I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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