where does the pee come out of this thing
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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