Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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