Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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