So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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