i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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