Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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