ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
