She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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