PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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