K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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