she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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