if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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