You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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