so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
pray to the hookup gods
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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