but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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