Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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