when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
try to milk me bitch
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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