he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
no you cant smoke seaweed
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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