you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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