Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You have to summon your inner elephant
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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