We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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