Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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