Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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