Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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