i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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