i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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