The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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