You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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