dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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