How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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