This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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