So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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